Position: North Pacific, approaching the date lineCoords: 40.00° N, 175.00° EStatus: At sea · Friday, 16 October
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Portrait of Bosun "Tiny" Okafor

Bosun

Bosun "Tiny" Okafor

Lagos, Nigeria

Six foot six, not tiny. Reigning dominoes champion, season 14.

Runs the deck crew with a whistle, a raised eyebrow, and an absolute refusal to explain anything twice. Has held the ship's dominoes title for so long that new hires are simply informed of the ranking during onboarding. His laugh is audible from the foredeck. It is not deployed often.

Portrait is a comic book invention. Under the conditions of my passage, no likeness of the working crew may appear here, names have been changed and faces drawn from memory.

Appearances
A grey tabby cat sitting beside a man's boots on a long walkway alongside stacked containers at sunset.Friday, 16 October 2026
North Pacific, approaching the date line

Followed Everywhere

A quiet day after the excitement, a long walk with my silent escort, and an attempt to discover exactly how a cat enters a locked cabin.

ContainerWalkingPacific
Two mugs and assorted biscuits overlooking the ship's container stacks and a bright Pacific sunrise.Tuesday, 13 October 2026
North Pacific

The Bridge Has a Biscuit Tin

Dawn drinks with Priya, an increasingly public biscuit collection, and a Pacific crossing measured in small familiar rituals.

PriyaBiscuitsPacific
Model roadster and sports coupe beside engine sketches and coffee in the engine control room.Monday, 12 October 2026
North Pacific

Engines We Will Never Fit

Tiny and I resume the imaginary engine swaps, with Big Kev providing engineering criticism nobody had requested.

CarsTinyEngine Room
A fixed deck barbecue, skewers, and a birthday cake on a securely anchored table at sunset.Saturday, 10 October 2026
North Pacific

Birthdays on the Back Deck

Elena takes the world menu outdoors, two birthdays are celebrated, and my policy on desserts undergoes public scrutiny again.

BarbecueBirthdaysElena
Gloved hands controlling a fire hose nozzle with a supervised stream of water over the rail into the Pacific.Thursday, 8 October 2026
Pacific Ocean, south of Honshu

The Hose and the Pacific

A supervised turn with the fire hose produces considerably more joy than is dignified for a man my age.

Fire HoseCrewPacific
A supervised fire hose drill viewed from the bridge, with water directed over the ship's rail.Wednesday, 7 October 2026
Pacific Ocean, south of Shikoku

Watching the Fire Drill

A bridge view of the fire drill reveals how much quiet preparation sits underneath an uneventful day at sea.

SafetyCrewBridge
A model sports car and engine sketches beside instruments in the engine control room.Tuesday, 6 October 2026
Pacific Ocean, south of Kyushu

The Garage in the Control Room

Tiny and I begin assembling a dream garage in a room full of machinery that makes all our engines look decorative.

CarsTinyEngine Room
A flying fish skimming over deep blue water beside the hull of a large ship.18 August 2026
Red Sea

Flying Fish and a Quiet Day

Fish that leave the water and stay out of it for longer than seems reasonable, a lost trivia rematch, and a debrief I did not enjoy.

Red SeaCrewTrivia
The small crew swimming pool on the deck of a container ship in the Mediterranean.10 August 2026
Alboran Sea

The Mediterranean and the Pool

Sea temperature crossed the threshold. The pool has been filled. I have swum in a metal box on the deck of a moving ship and I would like everyone to know about it.

MediterraneanPoolAt Sea
The deck of a container ship with land visible on the horizon.9 August 2026
Strait of Gibraltar

Through the Strait of Gibraltar

Africa on one side, Europe on the other, and the entire ship's company suddenly finding a reason to be on deck.

GibraltarAt SeaCrew
A man and woman flying a red kite from the deck of a container ship with stacked containers and open ocean behind them.3 August 2026
Rotterdam, NL

A Kite, Plain Rice, and a Respectable Second

Priya taught me to fly a kite from the bridge deck. Elena moved me onto plain rice and plain toast. Container has claimed the foot of my bed. We came second at trivia.

At SeaCrewRotterdamTriviaCat